I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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