Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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