That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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