: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Randomize