she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
i came on her dog
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Randomize
