dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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