Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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