Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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