I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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