how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
accomplished twins. life is a go
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Randomize
