carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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