So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
Randomize
