So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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