D3 body, D1 cock
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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