You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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