He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Just invented taco cereal.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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