Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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