I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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