Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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