So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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