Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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