listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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