i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
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