I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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