I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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