do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
