My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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