Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Randomize
