Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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