ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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