oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
You ate ashes out of my bong
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