so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
We need to get me chipped asap
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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