kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i came on her dog
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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