She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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