Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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