Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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