I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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