Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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