dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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