I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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