You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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