she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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