I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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