butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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