Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Randomize
