she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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