Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
You pole danced in your parka.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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