If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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