That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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