It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
did i walk over a car last night?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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