I want to stick my p in your. b.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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