Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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