What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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