we have officially lost it.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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