Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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