You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
one might say we're banned from that church
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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